February 2012
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chubbycartwheels:
Games of Thrones - Season 2
Ahhhh!!! I’m so excited!!
eeeeeeeeee!
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And in the end, of course, a true war story is never about war. It’s about...
– How to Tell a True War Story by Tim O’Brien (via saragladwin)
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I swear to god I'm about to spew fire
Not only am I already in a pissy mood, I’m without my car, and now I can’t clean my room because my vacuum is ruined by the fucking idiot that lives in our house and can’t understand the concept of making his own food, cleaning after himself, and/or be an adult.
I swear to all that is or possibly is holy, there is nothing difficult about caring for yourself. Just because you...
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alwaystrifecta asked: Don't get your knickers in a twist ;)
alwaystrifecta asked: Lord of the rings sound?
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My daughter has chosen the Dark Side
me: -trying to sleep-
brain: lol no. remember that embarrassing moment that happened to you today.
brain: oh, you also forgot to do your homework.
brain: no one will ever love you.
brain: you are going to die.
brain: you have to pee.
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allonsyblue:
mishacollinsthighs:
idliketobuyallyourchocolate:
did it hurt when you fell from heaven because have sex with me
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When people are talking about diets
most-awkward-moments:
I’m just like:
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