May 2012
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alwaystrifecta asked: Why must you toy with my emotions? :) How goes the writing btw?
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Reblog if you'd rather see Chris Evans shirtless...
rudeandgingerdoctor:
aj-watson:
xoneinamillionx:
I’d rather see Chris Evans than Taylor Lautner even if neither of them were shirtless, tbh.
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tourist: could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
new yorker: no, but i could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant lol
tourist: oh you think youre clever???
new yorker: what
tourist: i'm going to meet my dying neice and she happens to love olive garden so her whole family is going to eat with her so she'll have a few moments of happiness
new yorker: oh... oh god i'm so sor
tourist: no shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i'll find it myself
the tourist drives off and the new yorker is left to think about his life choices and his decision to be a giant condescending asshole
neat-girl:
why do i never get weird anonymous messages in which people profess their love for me
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Some Fat Facts
stophatingyourbody:
fatvirginsuicide:
Some Fat Facts
redefiningbodyimage:
captainporkerella:
Golda Poretsky, H.H.C. Body Love Coach:
I’ve been fielding lots of comments of the “how can you be promoting fat?!” and “haven’t you heard of type II diabetes?!” variety. So I’ve decided to write this post. I’ve outlined 9 typical statements by commenters, together with an explanation of why each...
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I think if someone sang me Damien Rice's VOLCANO...
fatbrat:
I get all jelly-legged when I hear it <3
Oh hell yes.
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fatggot:
if i had a penis i would probably put cute stickers all over it
Oh whoops.
I just realized I basically restated someone else’s post when I reblogged it.
I have to work on that.
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Bad Fatty ! I'm sick of hearing that it's OK to be...
kylamcfaterson:
We get it. The things we put into our bodies can make them perform in different ways. Eating leafy greens is probably going to make me feel more motivated to walk my dog every day. Eating Funyuns is probably going to make me feel more motivated to watch 5 hours of American Pickers. But it’s my choice, either way. I can totally not eat greens and still walk my dog, and I can...
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