December 2010
That awkward moment when you're sitting in class...
It’s true.
Pilot punished for YouTube video showing TSA... →
constantflux:
An airline pilot is being disciplined by the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) for posting video on YouTube pointing out what he believes are serious flaws in airport security.
The 50-year-old pilot, who lives outside Sacramento, asked that neither he nor his airline be identified. He has worked for the airline for more than a decade and was deputized by the TSA to...
“You are not your bra-size, nor are you the width of your waist, nor are you the...”
– (via bubblebathsandscentedcandles:nyfishergirl)
I think I really hate books that spend so much time working up to a sex scene and then hey! new chapter.
It’s like a cop out; author doesn’t have to write a sex scene and has successfully reeled you in.
Um excuse me? I’m not reading this shit anymore.
octobus:
ashsalvatore:
2goodlookingjews:
...
I want a slow cooker!
I am already thinking of yummies.
This will happen.
xkcd: Wikileaks →
hehe.
Mood Swings LOL
dinosaursgorawrrrr:
one minute you’re like:
and the next you’re like:
and suddenly you just want to punch a bitch:
being a girl is so complicated.
Eh?
Sounds like the weatherman (local) had some coffee problems?
He starts off his segment and I know he’s introducing himself and the network but all it sounds like is…
“HIwarbledestrumtrckrFOURmmmstuvlinscomb, here’s your weather for today, yada yada”
Uh…ok.
You know what sucks sometimes? Misunderstanding or mis-representing yourself in your own eyes, so that you are of smaller dimensions in your mind than what you really are.
And subsequently scraping the fuck out of your arm or side when you misjudge your proximity to the door.
Honestly, it’s like reality is saying, HEY BITCH, you’re bigger than you think.
Gee, thanks. I totally...
Dear Meat: Dear Boys of the World, →
dearmeat:
What is wrong with you? You treat girls like trash bags; unload your garbage in them, and then toss them out when your done. That is not how it’s supposed to be. Boys are supposed to be kind and chivalrous and respectful. You ASK to hold a girl’s hand, you WAIT on her if she’s a few minutes…
I feel this is valid, but I’m awaiting the guys point of view.
oh hell.
I’m writing my paper that I never turned in, hoping that maybe the professor I have to see at 11 tomorrow will allow me to turn it in then. After I get my ass chewed for missing tons of class, for which I have no excuse (literally, none).
I’m sitting here in my cone of college shame, watching the 1981 version of Clash of the Titans, and I can’t even enjoy the movie because of...
Doctor Who, Season 2
Let us begin.
The Hot Fat Girl Manifesto →
antiquenostalgia:
caughtinacelluloidjam:
fuckyeahchubbygirls:
The Hot Fat Girl Manifesto
Because being a hot fat girl is a lot of work and is undervalued or unrecognized. Because a fat girl still has to pay more money for uglier clothes or spend 11 hours at the thrift store to find anything hot to wear. Because if you take the elevator, people think you’re lazy but if you’re on the...
Ugh, I just cannot apply liquid eyeliner to save...
whitepajamas:
Every time I try for the “sexy fifties receptionist” look, my hand slips, and I end up in “deranged Jackson Pollock” territory.
Mmm, yeah. That’s pretty much how it works for me too.
Cursed liner. I need someone to teach me.
Watching Elf, studying for abnormal psych, all...
Tis a somewhat satisfactory late night setting.
justkeeepswimmming:
1. Go to google translate 2. English -> French 3. Type in “Take a dirty picture for me” 4. Copy the translated text and reverse language to French -> English, paste into box 5. Look at resulting text 6. Reblog if you laughed
teehee.
So I’ve been reading my sister’s books for kindle on my iPhone.
I think I much prefer reading an actual, physical book. But there’s no denying the convenience of having the books you want to read all right there, and not lugging them around. (Because that just screams that I have cats and a one bedroom apt, which is true.)
What’s better? iPhone books (whether it’s...
Bakin' cupcakes, writin' stories, being nay-nay
All at 2:30 in the MOWNIN!
Ohyeah.