feel free to fill in your own…
My profession would be: Power Ranger
My wife/husband would be: That girl in my Sunday School class who moved away and I never saw again.
My car would be: A convoy of Hot Wheels about 100 cars long.
My home would be: Ash Ketchum’s house
My best friend would be: All of my Pokemon
My backyard would have: Dozens of Nerf guns
All my dinners would include: Pizza
My kid(s) would be named: Maximillion
My profession would be: International Spy
My husband would be: Aladdin
My car would be: the batmobile
My home would be: a pirate ship fully outfitted like a yacht (though still pirate-y)
My best friend would be: Storm (from X-Men)
My backyard would have: (well, it would BE a waterpark..because I live on a ship)
My dinners would include: anything accompanied by barbecue sauce
My kids would be named: Jack and Ace
(Source: pleatedjeans, via omnomnominator)